We stop for food at a diner near Sheboygan. Our waitress sports K-mart rhinestone studded glasses and a pink uniform that clings too tightly to her thighs and breasts.She has spatters of unrecognizable food on her apron. She heaves her heavy body to our booth with coffee and omelets.
From the kitchen drifts the bittersweet yearnings and adolescence angst of Gene Pitney on this autumnal morning. We watch the lascivious flirting between our large pink watiress and the tattooed ex-con that made our omlettes.
I point to the ample pink buttocks and whisper to Cow, "Do you think he plays these songs as a hint to her?"
Cow turns her head excitedly to peer into the kitchen., "Oh. You know what? I think so."
I raise my eyebrows and grin at her, "When songs like 'That Girl Belongs To Yesterday' and 'Half Heaven Half Heartache' play he looks at her so longingly. I wonder what is going on? Do you think they've ever done it?"
Cow bites her bottom lip, her eyes flash with fervor; "That's a fantasticly seductive idea. Can you image them in the walk in freezer! Her pink uniform pulled up over her huge hips, her red lips smugged against his neck and her dishwasher hair falling around her face. Sweat dripping down their bodies into the open containers on the shelfs."
Her stocking ripped and him pushed up behind her with his stubby fingers covered in grease gripping her buxom bosom. Pants around his ankles and their faces contorted in a hot moment of ugly lust."
Cow licks her lips and continues. I look at her in a pale blue wonder, "I can imagine it now. His low grunt as he pushes into her as far as their jiggling fat can go. He ejaculates and her large bosom shakes as she cums. I bet their after sex stink reeks like rotten eggs."
I shake my head and laugh. Cow takes a sip of her coffee, "That is disgusting."
Back in the car flying south toward the backward part of town. It’s twilight when we reach the neighborhood that Moon has taken hostage. I stop at a red light and Cow is gone. At home I fall asleep as the rain stops and dream of waitress with Maxwell House eyes, marmalade thighs and scrambled yellow hair.
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