Ian came over this morning. He came as soon as he woke, in pajamas and all. we were meant to be heading to Portland today but instead we lay around in pajamas drinking Australian merlot. you see, I’m Australian and I’m the kind that only drinks Australian wine.
we drink until we drunk enough to want to eat meat so we piled into the car before realizing we were too drunk to drive so we staggered the half mile to the store. we were in our bathrobes. Ian got a pillow and carried it around with him until we got to the frozen food isle where he put it in the freezer there. then we went and got hamburgers.
later I was walking down the street and this lady stopped me and said I had beautiful eyes.
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